Of Course

"PS9" (PS9) 10/05/2015 at 15:37 • Filed to: None

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Of course my state gets the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! running for senate. Of course we do. Naturally. Where else is he supposed to campaign for a senate seat? Narnia already has Aslan, and Mordor is an apocalyptic autocracy with no legislative body, so that just leaves Florida, Naturally.

“Agustus Sol Invictus”? Does this guy think he’s a character in the Warhammer 30,000 universe or something? Goddamnit, it’s not even actually 2016 yet and the batshittery has already been cranked past 11. If someone with a name like that actually gets to represent a state in the U.S. Senate...I’ll eat every piece of hardware this post travels through before making it to Gawker’s servers.

Baeromez > PS9 10/05/2015 at 15:46

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I mean, who else are we going to vote for?

iSureWilll > PS9 10/05/2015 at 15:48

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Side note - That GTO looks amazing. My favorite body muscle car.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > PS9 10/05/2015 at 15:52

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Well, I mean, let’s think about this.

He probably really relates to the majority of the citizens of Florida

Klaus Schmoll > PS9 10/05/2015 at 16:00

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My next door neighbors are called Aslan. They are nice people, and they drive a black C-class sedan. Can anyone shop the lion into one of these?

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Baeromez 10/05/2015 at 16:23

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I’ll tell you who, my vote is for Vermin Supreme!

https://www.facebook.com/VerminSupreme

Sam > Baeromez 10/05/2015 at 17:10

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How about Marneus Calgar, Chapter Master of the Ultramarines Space Marines Chapter? He seems like a good fit for the job.

Baeromez > Sam 10/05/2015 at 17:12

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I dunno. Has he ever run naked through the streets while high on meth?

Sam > Baeromez 10/05/2015 at 17:16

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Probably not, but he did defeat M’kar, the Thrice-Born. (I know as much about that as you probably do, the 40k wiki is a wonderful thing)

pip bip - choose Corrour > PS9 10/06/2015 at 03:52

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nutjob!

perfect for Florida then.